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They want us to move back into the caves.
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RT @HotlineJosh@twitter.activitypub.actor
"Takoma Park, the liberal enclave just outside Washington known as the “Berkeley of the East,” is debating whether to outlaw gas stoves, leaf blowers and hot water heaters."
washingtonpost.com/local/md-po
twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status

RT @theotherserge@twitter.activitypub.actor
@michaelmalice@twitter.com Still one of my favorite Paglia quotes:
“There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.”

****************𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘! 𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘!****************
𝘈 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧...

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐤-𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡!

paper.li/HamDanc3r/1541638213? Thanks to @notjessewalker@twitter.com

RT @NotAnarchyball@twitter.activitypub.actor
Boogbois: “If you come to my house with cops to steal my shit, I’m gonna do a crapload of coke and go down fighting.”

Corporate media: “White supremecists demand race war, threaten to attack cops. Go to their houses and steal their shit, cops.”

Boogbois: “Kowabunga.”

It's like Abraham Lincoln once said:

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM DAY AND NIGHT? WHY DON'T YOU GET OUTTA THERE GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE!
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RT @libertyidiot@twitter.activitypub.actor
It’s like Barack Obama once said, life’s a b*tch (probably)
twitter.com/libertyidiot/statu

Bonus?

Raise?

Date tonight?

It's all comin' up roses for Hammy today!

Cause it stinks and it’s greasy and I have a beard anyway.
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RT @yeahrightgirlhg@twitter.activitypub.actor
freal why is it so fckin hard to get men to put lotion on their face????????!!!!!!!! heathens
twitter.com/yeahrightgirlhg/st

I’m the only person on this stage who can not only vote against humanity as well but I wanna go play with a big girl.
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RT @TRHLofficial@twitter.activitypub.actor
Type in
“I’m the only person on the stage who”
And let your phone reveal your Joe Biden persona.
twitter.com/TRHLofficial/statu

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RT @eclecticbrotha@twitter.activitypub.actor
Bloomberg really got under Bernie's skin with that "biggest socialist in America is a millionaire with 3 houses" crack. seems like a thing other candidates should hit Bernie with more often. t.co/wB1IrLcRid
twitter.com/eclecticbrotha/sta

RT @BridgetPhetasy@twitter.activitypub.actor
Fuck you @MikeBloomberg@twitter.com TurboTax is amazing.

: “WE’ER FIGHTING FOR THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD!”

The workers of the world: MOVE BITCH
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RT @KKoolyk@twitter.activitypub.actor
Don’t fuck with a farmer hauling his grain. Suck it
twitter.com/KKoolyk/status/123

“Sooo [redacted], you want to huh? Maybe we need to re-evaluate your compensation structure.”

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