That... was fucking amazing.

I’ve never had such good seats to a game.

It’s really a different experience being THAT close. Visceral, tactile. You really can’t compare it to anything else. What a blast!

RT @drinkwaterho
your to do list:

1:) masturbate
2:) masturbate
3:) masturbate
4:) masturbate
5:) masturbate

your supposed to be doing list:

1:) drink water
2:) drink water
3:) drink water
4:) drink water
5:) drink water

This guy.
RT @STLMattinals
I genuinely feel like St. Louis Cardinals baseball for the most part is a family tradition. I know some people have strayed away. Who got you onto Cardinals baseball? Let’s get into the history of everyone!

RT @dewybleach
“the CIA is something that we should all not only cherish, but be saying thank you for every single day.”

impossible to listen to this guy for 5 seconds without snort laughing

RT @deathdragon007
We must stop this madness.
Trump is making it so criminals and gangs can print their own guns at home.
We can’t allow for the spread of these dangerous plans
Help stop this at or you can scan this image

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