Post a pic of you and who people have said are your celeb lookalikes, ill go first: https://t.co/G24yIbCbxO
"PUT YOUR HANDS U ...*BANG*"
Fucking piece of shit.
#BREAKING Fort Worth officer kills woman inside her own home.
Body cam vid shows the incident. Atatiana Jefferson, 28, was killed. Jefferson was black. James Smith, who called in the welfare check says he didn’t understand the officers response
A new edition of The Pork-Dispatch! https://paper.li/HamDanc3r/1541638213?edition_id=b2dbe340-edfb-11e9-82e8-0cc47a0d164b Thanks to @email@example.com @firstname.lastname@example.org @SarahTheHaider@twitter.com #zcash #california
A column in the paper of record wants you to know that the term 'triggered' is a "calling card of hte alt-right." https://t.co/0VaSAPQIyn
When i stub my tOOOOOOoooOooooE
Serious question: What's that pop song that goes "OOOOOoooOOOOOoooWOOOoooOOOOO! OOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooo!"
Y’all the cripples are GOING TO TOWN.
If Nicole Arbour is considered a comedian, I feel like I should be considered an olympic track star
Dear #pewpew Twitter,
Do I REALLY need special “gun grease” to put together my AR? Or can I just get a little packet of general purpose grease from Auto Zone?
cc: @HamknucklesR@twitter.com @Jimmywonton2@twitter.com
A new edition of The Pork-Dispatch! https://paper.li/HamDanc3r/1541638213?edition_id=88a170a0-ed32-11e9-82e8-0cc47a0d164b Thanks to @Faux_Guy_@twitter.com @ActualLib@twitter.com @REALpunknews@twitter.com #news #publicpensions
Max Scherzer has a no-hitter through one.
Yet another government boondoggle no one asked for. A trolly that spanned 4 whole blocks, cost millions of dollars, tore up a major shopping/ent. spot for YEARS... and nobody rode it anyway. FFS
Due lack of funding, Loop Trolley preparing to halt operations next month http://dlvr.it/RG3t9V #KMOV
Hot damn. They made a podcast about this local bizarre murderer. This story is IN FUCKIN SANE. https://podcastfeeds.nbcnews.com/pam
Personal Mastodon instance for Ham Dancer. Bishes.