**EXTREE EXTREE**

A new edition of The Pork-Dispatch! paper.li/HamDanc3r/1541638213? Thanks to @thomaschattwill@twitter.activitypub.actor @JustEric@twitter.activitypub.actor @lawballer@twitter.activitypub.actor

RT @CtrlPew@twitter.activitypub.actor
The Right - PORN BAD!
The Left - GUNS BAD!
All together now - "LETS PETITION THE GOVERNMENT TO PASS SOME LAW TO BLUDGEON ALL THE PEOPLE I DISAGREE WITH INTO SUBMISSION AND JUSTIFY THAT MY POSITION IS CORRECT AND ALL IS RIGHT IN THE UNIVERSE."

Nothing you’ve said deviates from your original premise.

It’s YOUR ALONE belief that you have the right to control others behavior for no other reason than you’re pissed off.

You’re a FUCKING loudmouth.

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RT @MattWalshBlog
People are arguing that porn is a matter between consenting adults. No it’s not. Obviously. The consenting adults are putting footage of their sexual escapades on a public forum…
twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/stat

The problem with being friends with your bartender, is you can’t talk to them while they’re busy.

Imagine you’re at work, working on a spreadsheet/sweeping up, whatever.

Suddenly your friends busts in like,

“Aah! Holy shit dude did you hear what happened to Melissa?”

RT @Sportsnet
Laila Anderson and the @StLouisBlues have always had a special bond. 💙

Tonight, the Blues superfan opens in Canada with a message of hope:

You’ll never appreciate natural gas more than when it’s been shut off for two weeks in Nov/Dec because your gas lines were decrepit and had to be fixed.

In about an hour I’m going to empty that hot water tank.

One detail about Vince Neil in the Mötley Crüe home video @mcmoynihan@twitter.activitypub.actor mentioned in the @wethefifth@twitter.activitypub.actor Patreon-only dispatch was:
He wasn’t only in a limo with a bunch of girls, he was in a limo WITH A HOT TUB with a bunch of girls.

(damn you for dragging this from my memories.)

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