Lucifur “Lucy” (Fartloaf) Chandler is 14 today. #OldLady
It's all comin' up roses for Hammy today! https://t.co/5FU0ZIDQWy
𝘈 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧...
https://paper.li/HamDanc3r/1541638213?edition_id=a9e00820-542b-11ea-bd81-0cc47a0d164b Thanks to @firstname.lastname@example.org #demdebate #cato2020
Boogbois: “If you come to my house with cops to steal my shit, I’m gonna do a crapload of coke and go down fighting.”
Corporate media: “White supremecists demand race war, threaten to attack cops. Go to their houses and steal their shit, cops.”
It's like Abraham Lincoln once said:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM DAY AND NIGHT? WHY DON'T YOU GET OUTTA THERE GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE!
It’s like Barack Obama once said, life’s a b*tch (probably)
Cause it stinks and it’s greasy and I have a beard anyway.
freal why is it so fckin hard to get men to put lotion on their face????????!!!!!!!! heathens
I’m the only person on this stage who can not only vote against humanity as well but I wanna go play with a big girl.
“I’m the only person on the stage who”
And let your phone reveal your Joe Biden persona.
Bloomberg really got under Bernie's skin with that "biggest socialist in America is a millionaire with 3 houses" crack. seems like a thing other candidates should hit Bernie with more often. https://t.co/wB1IrLcRid
#Socialism: “WE’ER FIGHTING FOR THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD!”
The workers of the world: MOVE BITCH
Don’t fuck with a farmer hauling his grain. Suck it #illegalblockade
My RL IS monitored by my employer.
“this is why you don’t become friends with anon accounts” you cry as you retweet and fawn over smug, neon, mattsideashop, lb, beans, and many other funny and smart anon accounts
No joke, not only did I get Déjà vu reading this, I got it posting this as well.
I hate that!
@BurnerHams @EricTheRed79 A competent hiring manager is going to look it up anyway, or at least try to.
It's good practice to have publicly facing clean accounts for the HR worker bees to find, makes it easier to get the green light.
We don’t want ya.
We don’t need ya.
Conservatism is Progressivism driving the speed limit.
Suck Satan’s cock.
The @ClaremontInst, which has a hot column up called "Libertarians Are Coming For Your Sexual Dignity," also published a lengthy psychosexual defense of calling people "Cuck." They are truly living up to the intellectual heritage of their fellows Jack Posobiec and My…
Thank you for calling out this bullshit. https://exponents.substack.com/p/the-myth-of-the-overton-window
𝘈 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧...
https://paper.li/HamDanc3r/1541638213?edition_id=7b71afd0-5362-11ea-bd81-0cc47a0d164b Thanks to @MattWelch@twitter.com #southpark
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