If the enslavement of humanity really were the only way to "save the planet," then fuck the planet.
11,000 scientists have declared we are in a climate emergency. Among other things, we need to move away from capitalism and instead prioritize “sustaining ecosystems and improving human well-being by prioritizing basic needs and reducing inequality.” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scientists-declare-cl…
Kentucky Libertarians ran a candidate for governor because Bevin dropped his Libertarian running mate
"But if we can’t do those things, we are always happy to split the vote in a way that causes delicious tears. Tonight there are plenty of delicious tears from Bevin supporters." https://t.co/Rb9ps7jUpT
I never asked to be """""resuced.""""
420-pound pig who lived on Chinese takeout has been rescued by firefighters https://trib.al/bDibhuR
In hockey terminology, this is what's called, "Shitting the bed."
This is not a video game. This is real life. #stlblues
Tear gas fired as Hong Kong marks first month of mask ban https://aje.io/nks7r https://twitter.com/AJENews/status/1191871599353507840/photo/1
A new edition of The Pork-Dispatch! https://paper.li/HamDanc3r/1541638213?edition_id=e213cb50-0016-11ea-9c15-0cc47a0d164b Thanks to @PeterRQuinones@twitter.com @BitcoinCashA@twitter.com @AlexandraUlmer@twitter.com #catodrugwar #news
I did. And made beautiful mixed babies. https://twitter.com/wjmalbany1/status/1191096472382722048
A new edition of The Pork-Dispatch! https://paper.li/HamDanc3r/1541638213?edition_id=b781e9e0-ff4d-11e9-9c15-0cc47a0d164b Thanks to @AmyDay11204317@twitter.com @LiPigSaveHK@twitter.com @email@example.com #news #foxnews
A new edition of The Pork-Dispatch! https://paper.li/HamDanc3r/1541638213?edition_id=8f3abbc0-fe84-11e9-9c15-0cc47a0d164b Thanks to @firstname.lastname@example.org @REALpunknews@twitter.com @email@example.com #news #moleg
Name a more iconic duo. https://t.co/DRsReFaeVh
Someone, who looks like someone, whom I’ve heard was my brother’s cousin’s former roommate sat next to a Trump supporter. 👀👀👀👀
Guys by 2020 they'll be complaining not about who Trump RTed but about who RTed him.
"President Trump, whose most recent tweet was retweeted by such figures as [badname] and [worsename],"
I don’t care what no one says, this is the real BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE GAME! #UFC244
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